Friday, July 30, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
Woman: “Hey I made this great drink over the weekend. 3 and a half beers, this cranberry juice, three strawberries and half a cup of vodka.”
Boss: “I like my beer to taste like beer.”
Woman: “It was really a good refreshing drink”
Boss: “Was it sweet?”
Woman: “Yes it was sweet but it was good.”
Boss: “I don’t like that sweet stuff with alcohol.”
Boss: “I like my beer to taste like beer.”
Woman: “It was really a good refreshing drink”
Boss: “Was it sweet?”
Woman: “Yes it was sweet but it was good.”
Boss: “I don’t like that sweet stuff with alcohol.”
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
7:40am
Woman: Where are you going?
Boss: Out with the supervisor.
Woman: Where's that so I can tell people?
Supervisor: We're going out there, you know?
Boss: They said we're meeting here and carpooling over.
Supervisor: Hell no we aren't!! I'm not getting cramped in the back seat. The little guy don't care about that but I do.
Boss: Okay then.
Supervisor: Then I have to go up the mountain to feed the animals apples; deer, bears, racoons. Have a few beers.
Woman: Good thing [boss] doesn't like beer! (sarcastic)
Supervisor: Yeah...he's more a Clamato kind of guy. See ya'll - let's go.
Boss: Out with the supervisor.
Woman: Where's that so I can tell people?
Supervisor: We're going out there, you know?
Boss: They said we're meeting here and carpooling over.
Supervisor: Hell no we aren't!! I'm not getting cramped in the back seat. The little guy don't care about that but I do.
Boss: Okay then.
Supervisor: Then I have to go up the mountain to feed the animals apples; deer, bears, racoons. Have a few beers.
Woman: Good thing [boss] doesn't like beer! (sarcastic)
Supervisor: Yeah...he's more a Clamato kind of guy. See ya'll - let's go.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Me: Want to get pizza tomorrow? I could pick it up on my scooter?
Woman: Sure! Sounds good. Lets ask Man - "Hey! You want pizza tomorrow? Cus you haven't had any fattening lunches this week"
Man: "Not with you. I'll have it with him - we can share it. You can get your own."
Me: "She's spiteful"
Man: "She's ugly!"
Woman #2: "Ugly Ugly Ugly Ugly"
Woman: Sure! Sounds good. Lets ask Man - "Hey! You want pizza tomorrow? Cus you haven't had any fattening lunches this week"
Man: "Not with you. I'll have it with him - we can share it. You can get your own."
Me: "She's spiteful"
Man: "She's ugly!"
Woman #2: "Ugly Ugly Ugly Ugly"
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
You ever have rodets in your house?
I got three of them..
Haha you got three kids.
I got a mouse or something.
Mothballs, mouse traps.
You got a cat? Get a cat.
My cat won't get them.
You can put poision out there and they'll die.
I would not call an exterminator though.
No that is a waste of money!
I got three of them..
Haha you got three kids.
I got a mouse or something.
Mothballs, mouse traps.
You got a cat? Get a cat.
My cat won't get them.
You can put poision out there and they'll die.
I would not call an exterminator though.
No that is a waste of money!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Phone Call: "Dang it where are you?....The Hospital?...And you came in here and touched things I touched!?!.... Maybe its a little bit of hibernation period or something? Oh GREAT GREAT GREAT! But they haven't said swine flu yet? Anything I can do for you? You sure you don't need anything or want anything?....Take care, alright bye."
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
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