Woman: Did anyone see America’s got talent last night?

Man 1: No.
Man 2: No.

Man 1: You just watch it for David Hasslehof.

Woman: No I watch it because its all that’s on TV.

Man 1: There was a guy on there recently who was singing a tribute to Hasselhoff about Night Rider.

Woman: Yo got a man crush? Who’s your man crush?

Man 2: Erkle?

Man 1: Matthew McConaughey

Woman: Who’s yours?

Man 2: Never really thought about it…

Woman: You know who I love? Tommy Lee Jones – he’s got sex appeal. I just want to party with him. I don’t want to sleep with him. But if we party and it led to that okay…

Man 1: Is he on your list?

Woman: Yeah the top 50 things I want to do before I die