Woman: “Hey I made this great drink over the weekend. 3 and a half beers, this cranberry juice, three strawberries and half a cup of vodka.”

Boss: “I like my beer to taste like beer.”

Woman: “It was really a good refreshing drink”

Boss: “Was it sweet?”

Woman: “Yes it was sweet but it was good.”

Boss: “I don’t like that sweet stuff with alcohol.”